Wednesday, 2010.Jun.30
If You Watch X Backwards, It’s About Y
is a popular formulaic joke on online message boards, which involves narrating the synopsis of popular films in reverse chronology.
- If you watch the movie ‘Jaws’ backwards, it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.
- If you watch The Karate Kid backwards, it’s about this karate champ who slowly becomes a pussy and ends up moving back to Jersey
- If you watch Rambo backwards, it’s about a man who brings people back to life with his magical vacuum gun.
- If you watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards, its about a normal guy.
- If you watch Pulp Fiction backwards, it wouldn’t make a difference.
- If you watch Pimp My Ride backwards, you will see that Xzibit removes things from cars to make them more normal looking and socially acceptable, while minimizing weight.
- If you watch Harry Potter backwards it’s about a young wizard who gets sent into witness protection after a violent altercation.
- If you play Pac-Man backwards, its about a yellow guy vomiting little dots. Pretty messy, if you think about it.
- If you watch Ocean’s 11 backwards, it’s about a bunch of guys donating money to a casino, then leaving in style.
- If you watch Pretty Woman backwards its about Richard Gere transforming Julia Roberts into a hooker.
- If you watch Star Wars backwards, it’s about a space station that appears out of thin air while a spaceship flys into it. meanwhile, Darth Vader uses his force powers to save Darth Sideous from an explosion. Later on, Vader becomes evil and even gets his hand welded back on by a lightsaber.
- If you watch Shrek backwards, it’s about this chick getting repulsed by some ogre.
- If you watch Around The World in 80 Days backwards, it’s about a guy who goes around the world.
- If you watch Scooby Doo backwards, it’s about a bunch of kids and their dog who cause trouble by disguising people as monsters.
From Know Your Meme
Wednesday, 2010.Jun.30
Spain literally means ‘the land of rabbits’.
Monday, 2010.Jun.28
Pig’s Eye Parrant
St. Paul, Minnesota, was originally called Pig’s Eye after a man named Pierre ‘Pig’s Eye’ Parrant who set up the first business there.
Monday, 2010.Jun.28
i can haz bible?
- Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
- Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
- At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
- An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
- An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
Genesis 1:1-5
The lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.
i can haz bible? on a href=”http://www.bedeviant.com/”>bedeviant
Sunday, 2010.Jun.27
Better Roads in the North
Chances that a road is unpaved:
in the U.S.A. = 1%;
in Canada = .75%
Saturday, 2010.Jun.26
Kola Superdeep Borehole
The deepest hole ever drilled by man is the Kola Superdeep Borehole in Russia . It reached a depth of 12,261 meters (about 40,226 feet or 7.62 miles). It was drilled for scientific research and gave up some unexpected discoveries, one of which was a huge deposit of hydrogen – so massive that the mud coming from the hole was boiling with it.
Friday, 2010.Jun.25
Brazil got its name from the nut, not the other way around.
Friday, 2010.Jun.25
Interstate Airstrips
In the United States, the Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
